And yet even more fresh meat!

[maskedhumanity]

Wow an intro post, there is literally no way I can do this where I won't come off as a derp so lets just get right to it. I'm Spontaneous (or Spont, everyone tends to go with Spont) and I'll be bringing in Alex Mercer from Prototype! He's just coming off from the game A_Facility, so any former rats will catch his attention.

Alex is basically what happens when the flu sprouts legs and develops a massive attitude problem. His ideas of a good time include picking fights and just generally messing with people, so really he's a regular piece of work. And it seems his very first day is going to give reason to get on his nerves, and I'm only just doing my OOC intro! Anyway since Alex is pretty much godmode incarnate, I've set up a handy dandy permission post to make life easy for everyone. He'll be have for the most part though, so no worries about rampant murder or explosions.

Anywhom, if you'd like to contact me for any reason you can reach me on plurk at SpontaneousCombustionMan. I use it for everything from rp, chitchat, and ranting about my crippling addiction to action figures (no, seriously). So feel free to add me if you'd like!

Comments

[saudadist]

/stares at

[maskedhumanity]

/stares back

[saudadist]

This is a battle you cannot win.

[maskedhumanity]

Says you.

[saudadist]

Damn right says me.

[maskedhumanity]

Well yous is wrong :T

[saudadist]

But I'm never wrong o3o

[maskedhumanity]

Except for those times when you are.

[saudadist]

Which are never, kthnx

[maskedhumanity]

Says the person who thought I couldn't finish the app in time.

[saudadist]

[poppetstrings]

Ewww who let you in here. I thought applications were to weed out the bad apples.

[maskedhumanity]

Well they obviously failed there. How did a bovine get in anyway, sheesh.

[poppetstrings]

excuse you thats Bos grunniens to you, peasant.

[maskedhumanity]

Bah, either way you slice it you're hamburgers.

[poppetstrings]

at least people don't have to sneeze to spread me around

[maskedhumanity]

Wow, rude much?

[poppetstrings]

I also saw how in your app you neglected to say that mercer is terrified of bees.

cant even play your own character right

[saudadist]

He forgot the bees?!

[poppetstrings]

HE DID, MAN. FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THE BEES. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

[saudadist]

WOW WHAT A JERK

[maskedhumanity]

Hate you. hate you both. So much.

[saudadist]

Well fine, I'll just take her somewhere else then.

WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!


And Alex isn't invited.

[maskedhumanity]

Gurl plz, you need me around nowadays.

[saudadist]

I need no one. I'm a strong, independent mutant.

[maskedhumanity]

keep telling yourself that honey, maybe it'll become true eventually.

[saudadist]

FINE

/leaves with the cat and the kitchen sink

[maskedhumanity]

WE DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT!

[saudadist]

Because I took it, sucker.

[maskedhumanity]

It was never there in the first place, you crazy woman.

[forcebonded]

who's this dingus

[maskedhumanity]

a question I should be asking you.

[operationbox]

oh hey

SO we've never actually met formally but we're only one or two degrees separated plurk-wise. Therefore there should be a request in your inbox.

I'm Awe! I play the lovely Ms. Nitta here as well as a girl-in-her-MMO-character's-body and a pirate.

[maskedhumanity]

Ohai Awe!

FRANKLY IM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL, I am somehow friends with all the most social and or controversial people on plurk, it's weird.

[camoflage]

So, how long till you join the terrorist cell broseph

I give ya about a week

[maskedhumanity]

Maybe a week. Maybe do terrorism freelance. Could go either way.