i be like whoa... it's late

[wildandtough]

Hi guys, I'm new meat here! My name is Jex and it's pretty darn great to meet all of you!

I'm bringing in Bandit Failstrodinare, Moses Sandor, from Tales Of Legendia. He's a big dumbass with a huge heart of gold and lots of love and sadness but is kind of a great person overall. He just likes good people so if you're a good person, great!

If you're not, go die!

So you can catch me on plurk @ flyingbatteryzone i'm there all the time and I hope to intro later today (I still don't know what I'm doing plz help).

Comments

[celebrity_commentator]

Wow, I actually helped recruit! Sort of.

[wildandtough]

You did something and that's all that matters to me!

[nodeviations]

i just let out a wail of GIETSONA and nobody understands

im full of cry

congrats u made a mod cry

accepted sixever

(btw i am Gaa i don't play jay here but this is the best account to greet a stupid bandit with)

[wildandtough]

i understand

i will always understand.

i understand you most of all.

kisses.

(IT REALLY IS and you should app him here)

[nodeviations]

gietsona noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

all the dramatic wailing and depressed swooning

these are clearly the best accounts to have this exchange on

(i considered it for a while but he'd ragequit sentience if he was stuck with just moses, tsun tsun hmph.

...also i am most used to playing him during his character quest SO THAT WOULD GO SO WELL I AM SURE)

"yo lilbro ur dadfigure's a creep also we kicked his ass so chill"
"??????????????????????????????"
"familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"omf you smell like a barn gtfo"

[wildandtough]

jay why are you a big butt

(YOU KNOW THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN ROUTE it was moses and jay

oh dear god why are you awful)

[nodeviations]

because your mom oh wait we're both orphans nevermind

(VALID AS HELL man i would have to decide if i'd want to animus import him or not cos he'd have Stories to tell and might chill his bitchy sass out some)



(...he's not talking about halloween though that's a Stupid Holiday)

[wildandtough]

wow no i ditched my parents i'm so sorry your sucked so much.

(import him. i was so tempted to import moses from his last game but it would have really been super awful

like for reals)

[nodeviations]

everyone is sorry for Worst Dad Ever. everyone.

well, except Worst Dad Ever.

(awful u say?~ what game was he innnnnn )

[wildandtough]

worst dad ever more like your favorite father!

(amatomnes...)

[viditlibertas]

WOW NOT TRUE

and somewhere solon twirls his stupid ponytail like a handlebar mustache and ties shirl to some traintracks. truly the most formidable of villains.

(i dont think moses would escape jay's constant sass and laughter if you had done that import. and probably immature ewwwwwwing.)

[wildandtough]

QUICK SHIRLY USE YOUR... QUILL. THAT'LL FIX IT.

(lmao the problem is, moses basically ended his run in that game just being so sad and unwilling to do shit...)

i am all over on my accounts can u tell

[putonagoodshow]

WRITE ON HIM THAT'S HIS ONE WEAKNESS #trufax #trust the ninja #its not like he betrayed you guys once or anything

(hysterically Jay got through animus without ever giving out his name to more than two people and was anon 90% of the time. but he might be more willing to stop being a dick if moses is Actually Upset. he doesn't know what to do with Actual Upset Bandit, but he at least won't pick him apart.)

oh my god i'm getting the vapers

[wildandtough]

#shut up jay

(moses is actually upset he lost like... everyone he loved and cared about through drops and was basically ALONE FOREVER it was sad and hard to play him at that point.)

[nodeviations]

#neener neener

(yeah i can imagine, i actually had to cut this one loose from animus because he was getting too despondent without a party or otters to force him to socialize, it was p ridic)

[wildandtough]

#licks face

(this fucking cast, man. this fucking cast...)

[nodeviations]

#BANDIT COOTIES

(they are the most ridiculous family nakama thing to ever come out of a tales game, and they're barely a tales game as it is)

gently.............debates what jay would have for a persona fuck i am weak

[wildandtough]

#you love them also those aren't my bandit cooties

(they're the best family in tales of, no contest, fight me)

...THE OTTERS WHO'S NAME I FORGET.

[nodeviations]

(everyone fight us cos its true yolo)

(also i am adding you on plurk is that ok :B i am gaakishi)

SCALLOP BROTHERS (temperance)

mutation skill just a herd of badass otters kicking peoples asses

or singing the bantam bouncer song

[wildandtough]

(that is better than okay if you don't mind me occasionally flopping about my ToL otp)

...PERFECT

but if you do the bantam bouncer song i'm leaving everything forever.

[nodeviations]

BUT IT WAS HIS GREATEST CON EVER

(also what is your otp this is a stealthy edit)

(u could call it an UNSEEN EDIT)

[wildandtough]

I'M STILL LEAVING

(Moses/Senel it wasn't that stealthy bro)

[nodeviations]

(




this is also my otp hello new friend)

[wildandtough]

(...holy shit there's someone else. my god if only you played senel we would be in show business hunty)

[nodeviations]

(i tried to senel i really did it

was years ago and ironically i also moses'd around that time and then DW happened and nope Jay'd how did this happen

MAYBE I WILL TRY AGAIN...........SOMEDAY................................................)

[wildandtough]

(jay is unseen he just pops in goes fuck you takes over

DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME i just play a giant idiot

omg omg omg you should)