GREETING PARTY : FEBRUARY EDITION

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✌ HI! MY NAME IS

GREETING PARTY TIME!!!

In a way of making it easier for everyone to keep track of who is arrive and to have everyone in a single post, we are having a MASSIVE INTRO MEET & GREET GREETING PARTY!

▼ Rules

▶Anyone with an accepted character this round starts a new thread greeting themselves & their new character(s)
► Everyone else replies about how they are excited for these characters and what terrible things can happen
► PROFIT
► GET EXCITED
► PARTY TIME!

▼ Flat View

▶ View top-level comments only to see the introductions without their attached threads.

Comments

Zacharie | OFF | NPC

[bestrpgmerchant]

SO I HEARD YOU LIKE RPG MERCHANTS IN MASKS WHO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

Or...well, I didn't hear that really, but anyways. This character is awesome and I'm so glad to throw him at Hinoto-Ri. In case you didn't know, the person playing this guy is Crystal, who also plays that abomination of a pathetic wimp, Sam Erstwhile.

So, who is Zacharie, anyways? Well, he comes from a very surreal indie game by the name of OFF (which is totally free to download and play DO IT DO IT DO IT), and he, in his own words, serves as "the traditional items merchant that every video game needs". He's nice and amiable towards anyone he meets, though mostly, he just wants you to buy all the awesome things he carries around with him (weapons, healing items, defensive equipment, and whatnot) because MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, BABY. Also, he never appears in the same space twice, so expect him to show up when you least expect it.

Annnnd he also breaks the fourth wall like nothing else- but don't worry! He will only know that he's currently in a place where he's an NPC, and will often say things like "HELLO THERE PROTAGONISTS, NPC RPG MERCHANT ZACHARIE HERE." He also likes giving advice sometimes about what to do during a difficult situation while wearing a cat mask, and HE WILL LITERALLY GIVE THE MOST PATHETIC MEOWS I KID YOU NOT.

His arcana is Temperance, and his unlucky arcanas are Fool, Star, Hierophant, and Judgement. As always, I can be contacted via PM or over at my plurk, vampirize.

Anyways, all you need to remember about this guy is this:


AW YEAH.

[technomaturgist]

MASKS FOR THE MASK GOD
BATS FOR THE BAT THRONE

[bestrpgmerchant]

ALL HAIL OUR NEW MASKED MERCHANT OVERLORD

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

sup fourth wall breakin bro

[bestrpgmerchant]

sup how are you doing lets be best buddies okay

as long as buy stuff from me okay

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

sorry i only buy my merch from goddesses

maybe if we had met in the 80's

[bestrpgmerchant]

RUDE

RUUUUUDE

SEE IF HE GIVES YOU ANY HEALING ITEMS WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST SHEESH


but okay he will still be your amigo he's chill like that

[the_usual_stuff]

HE SOUNDS FANTASTIC

[bestrpgmerchant]

HE IS THE MOST FANTASTIC



how can you resist this i mean really

[the_usual_stuff]

laughs

yeah I don't know who could

[unohana_hat]

SCREECHES. I JUST FINISHED OFF LIKE A WEEK AGO OR SO.

[grabby hands] hi i love you. because zacherie and also your app was really cool and hi. Sora here would very much welcome an RPG merchant.

[bestrpgmerchant]

EEEEE YES GOOD MORE PEOPLE NEED TO PLAY THE GAME

[grabby hands back] and ahhhh thank you! And I will definitely throw him at Sora because he needs faithful customers, doncha know.

SHOW ME THE COLOR OF YOUR CREDITS, SORA >83